Manny Ramierez

Hey, that's just Manny being Manny.

This weeks DBag is none other then the dread locked wonder of Manny Ramirez. As if baseball and the marquis players did not have enough of a black eye along comes the crazy long haired wonder to the tune of "Another one bites the dust".

50 games. That is just long enough to hamper the Dodgers offense long enough to push them pretty far back in the playoff chase. Way to not only let down your fans, your legacy, your teammates, your profession but also let yourself down by getting caught with one of the pansiest drugs out there.

I mean, if you are going to go down, go down in flames (ala Jose Canstrikeout). Don't get caught with some estrogen producing drug that expectant mothers are taking. I bet even those pills are pink and have a floral pattern.

Manny, when you come back and are in a slump because you are nervous about re-juicing take some time to think about how you passed those other tests. By having some one else pee for you. What did you think was going to happen this time, a wink and a smile and some dumb comment was going to make your pee clear? DBag.