Ben Roethlisberger

Last week I brought the mood down pretty low, this week I am going to attempt to lighten it a little. Ben Roethlisberger is a Douche bag.

"But Probinu, everyone knows that"

You are right, but I feel when a person of his level of DBag is attempting to play in another Super Bowl this Sunday, I feel the need to remind the world how big of a DBag he is.

I hate that he gets credit for a Super Bowl win. Come on, we all remember the game, Ben was the best player that day on the Seahawks team. I thought Seattle was going to start punting the ball on first down to have a better chance of scoring. Ben's quarterback rating was 22.6, (9/21 completion, 123 yards, 2 interceptions) the worst rating a winning QB has ever had in Super Bowl history.

Also, they call him Big Ben. He is named after some big old clock in England. England sucks, to them football is a sport you can't use your hands.

He went to Miami U. While that does not automatically categorize him as a DBag it does put him dangerously close the the distinction.

He plays for the Steelers.

He had a talk show host shave his beard. Like any one cares about the crustache and pubes hanging from his mangled face.

Hit hit a car on his motorcycle while he was not wearing a helmet. Even though he knows the danger of head trauma without protection. I mean, he does wear one in his job.

Ben Roethlisberger became not only the highest-paid Steelers player ever, he's now among the highest-paid players in the NFL, and arguments can be made that he's No. 1.

When he plays bad he fakes an injury. Maybe he should move to England and play "Football"

That's all I have, I hope to see Fatlisberger crying on the sidelines on Sunday. Hopefully this year the refs will call a fair game.