Roy Pearson

Monday, December 22, 2008 · 0 comments

In case you have not heard of Judge Roy Pearson I will fill you in on what kind of a DBag he is. Over 3 years ago Roy took some pants to a local dry cleaners to be cleaned. When he returned to the store one pair of pants he had dropped off had been lost.

Most normal citizens would understandably be upset. They would probably force the dry cleaners to replace the missing clothing and maybe even get some future free services out of the situation. Not Roy.

Roy decides to sue the owners of the dry cleaners for $67 million for inconvenience, mental anguish and attorney's fees.

The owners tried to settle with this a-hole for $12,000 (more than 12 times the price of the suit the pants belonged to) but he refused.

Instead Pearson reduced his demands to $54 million in damages rather than $67 million. Among his requests were $500,000 in attorney's fees, $2 million for "discomfort, inconvenience, and mental distress", and $15,000, which he claimed would be the cost to rent a car every weekend to drive to another dry cleaners.

In 2007 at one of the trials Pearson broke down in tears describing his anguish and the court was forced to take a recess to accommodate him.

Pearson being of the law himself should understand what a frivolous law suit is and why it is bad for our judicial system. Instead he sees a pair of pants as a pay day and can't think past the dollar signs in his eyes.

A little bit of justice has been served, Pearson has not been kept on in his position as an administrative law judge in Washington DC based on his actions in this law suit. But leave it to good old DBag Pearson to follow that decision up with yet another law suit. In May of 2008, Roy Pearson filed suit against Washington DC, claiming that he had been wrongfully dismissed for exposing corruption within the Office of Administrative Hearings. Pearson sought $1 million in compensation for lost wages and punitive damages as well as his job back.

While one could argue that greed pushed many people in to bed with our previous DBag of the week Mr. Madoff, Roy Pearson's greed is unmatched. He is actively looking to destroy working people because he is a huge Douche Bag.

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