Rod Blagojevich

Welcome former Governor Rod Blagojevich. (pronounced douchebag)

One would think you make this list because of the terrible approval rating you had as Governor of Illinois or that you tried to sell a senate seat for your own personal (private) gain. Nope, while both of these actions are filled with the DoucheBag element they alone are not enough to grace the pages of this site.

No sir, you are here because you are now writing a book about your experience. You are once again attempting to profit off being a sleaze bag. I have been working on some titles for your book and the one I keep coming back to is: "Hair Helmets: How to protect your head when there is not much in it."

Feel free to use it and then get a haircut. Seriously, what the hell is going on up there? Are you renting space to the hair club for men? You hair has been an issue for some time. Blagojevich insisted his aides carry a hairbrush for him at all times, which he referred to as "the football," a reference to the term "nuclear football," which represents the bomb launch codes never to be out of reach of the president. This A hole thinks his hair brush is as important as nuclear war.

Below is an image of one of your famous, well thought out quotes that I am sure will go down into the history books as a fine time in your reign as Gov.