Last week I brought the mood down pretty low, this week I am going to attempt to lighten it a little. Ben Roethlisberger is a Douche bag.
"But Probinu, everyone knows that"
You are right, but I feel when a person of his level of DBag is attempting to play in another Super Bowl this Sunday, I feel the need to remind the world how big of a DBag he is.
I hate that he gets credit for a Super Bowl win. Come on, we all remember the game, Ben was the best player that day on the Seahawks team. I thought Seattle was going to start punting the ball on first down to have a better chance of scoring. Ben's quarterback rating was 22.6, (9/21 completion, 123 yards, 2 interceptions) the worst rating a winning QB has ever had in Super Bowl history.
Also, they call him Big Ben. He is named after some big old clock in England. England sucks, to them football is a sport you can't use your hands.
He went to Miami U. While that does not automatically categorize him as a DBag it does put him dangerously close the the distinction.
He plays for the Steelers.
He had a talk show host shave his beard. Like any one cares about the crustache and pubes hanging from his mangled face.
Hit hit a car on his motorcycle while he was not wearing a helmet. Even though he knows the danger of head trauma without protection. I mean, he does wear one in his job.
Ben Roethlisberger became not only the highest-paid Steelers player ever, he's now among the highest-paid players in the NFL, and arguments can be made that he's No. 1.
When he plays bad he fakes an injury. Maybe he should move to England and play "Football"
That's all I have, I hope to see Fatlisberger crying on the sidelines on Sunday. Hopefully this year the refs will call a fair game.
Ben Roethlisberger
Friday, January 30, 2009
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About this blog
You may be thinking to your self "Probinu" what makes you the expert on DoucheBags?
I am a self proclaimed expert based on two things.
1. My friend Darren Hollywood thinks I am an expert.
2. My life is pretty awesome and probably better than yours.
If that is not enough explanation for you, then you are probably a douchebag yourself. Email me at probinu at gmail.com. Send a little story and a picture of yourself and I will see about getting you on here.
Good Day
I am a self proclaimed expert based on two things.
1. My friend Darren Hollywood thinks I am an expert.
2. My life is pretty awesome and probably better than yours.
If that is not enough explanation for you, then you are probably a douchebag yourself. Email me at probinu at gmail.com. Send a little story and a picture of yourself and I will see about getting you on here.
Good Day
26 comments:
Dbag, huh? I see that he played a great game and the Steelers came away with their 6th SuperBowl Championship. Led to that end by an incredible throw and catch in the end zone. Only people crying are Cardinals fans and Seahawks fans who can't get over a disasterous performance by their team 3 years ago. (Hell, You're probably one of those idiots who's still is upset about BUSH beating Al GORE in the 2000 election) Get over yourself. And in case you haven't noticed, YOU are the true DBag. Did you notice that noone reads your inarticulate babble? MORON!!! Go get a job and hug your Obama doll. Go STILLERS!!!
Sir,
I am neither a Seahawks or Cardinals fan. I voted for Bush in that election. Perhaps you are so angry because Obama beat "that old guy" in the last election. I have a great job and no dolls.
You could not have been more wrong in your assessment of me. Here is my assessment of you.
1. You are a loser who spends his evenings googling for pictures of Big Ben. Seriously, it is 10 at night. The only way you found this site is to look at Ben. I wonder what other Stiller fans would say to know you spend your nights scouring the net for pics of a fat QB to jerk off to.
2. You are an idiot. I link to my Bengals blog and can't believe that got by someone as sharp as you.
3. You are the moron. You claim I am the moron and I can't write, but you misspell no one. Seriously, there are only 3 different letters and one space and that kicked your ass.
Go to bed now in your terrible towel sheets and dream of those tight ends.
Goodnight
Just because you can spell "no one" doesn't mean you know how to write. Obviously you never got the grammar lesson in which they taught you that you don't use "or" with "neither".
"I am neither a Seahawks or Cardinals fan."
It's "nor". I agree with Mr. Anonymous about you being the douchebag. Anyone who needs to write a blog about all the people they think are douchebags obviously isn't the brightest or most liked person out there.
P.S. I'm a sophomore in high school, and I know the damn English language better than you. How do you have a great job?
Thanks for the lesson. Is this better?
Neither you nor the guy above have much of a shot in this life. First, isn't it way past your bed time? Second, the only reason you are here is to read about Big Ben. Seriously, this has the be like the last page on the web you come to when searching for him. Am I to believe that you have defended his honor on all of those other sites as well?
If you want to come to Ben's aide then hit the site http://www.whodeyfans.com and stop bothering me son.
Probinu that was a great display of pwnage. Fatlisberger makes me sick, I wonder who he paid off to escape that motorcycle incident(no doubt he was intoxicated). You'd think after he got a second chance at life he would learn. Then we have his alleged sexual assault case last month and now they're back to repairing his image with this stupid show where he faces shack in a QB contest.
I agree 100%. He is a total douche!
Probinu, i hope you don't pride yourself on your stupid ass,biased website. My anti-steelers friend sent me the link to your childish website just to clear things up from the start. Its sad that you have time to publish a "douchebag of the week" site.
Please don't tell me that "author of this website" is actually your job title. I hope your life is more productive than that.
The bottom line is, although ben may not have played well in the first superbowl, they don't put qb stats in the win/loss column. Would you rather have a qb that had a perfect passer rating and lost the game, or one that played like shit and won the game? riddle me that you faggot.
Dear Probinu:
To start off my comment for today I will go ahead and say that I am not a douchebag (just to make it clear). I am currently enrolled in a great university because I am smarter than fuck, I am athletic as shit, and I receive a large amount of pussy on a daily basis. So as it seems that I am writing in a very mature fashion, that is only because I believe that is the best way to write.
I have been a steelers fan all my life because I am from Pittsburgh. Though I will admit that ben roethlisberger has done some pretty douchebag things in his day, he is still a badass. I believe he is a badass because:
1. He receives more pussy than you could ever imagine (I am sure you can agree to this)
2. He is rich as fuck, and he can do whatever the hell he wants.
3. Lastly, he has won 2 superbowls, and even though he is early in his career, I am sure we can both agree that he is going to be in the hall of fame one day.
Though I believe this, I want the main point of my comment to be directed to you, and your "incredible" line of work.
If this is just a side line of work that you like to do for fun, or if you indeed publish "actual" articles that are of any value, then disregard my comments.
You state that you are a self proclaimed expert, but as most of the world would agree, writing articles about the douchebags around the world actually makes you the douchebag (unless of course you do this for fun). I believe this because anyone whos day job is to write about other douchebags, either does not respect himself to get a "real" job in "real" journalism, or is just too fucking stupid to graduate from any college that would give him the ability to get a good job.
So in conclusion, if this is indeed your day job, and you really enjoy this line of work, then you are in fact one of the worlds biggest douchebags, and I feel sorry for you. I can say this because I am in fact, preparing to actually have a "real" job that actually benefits people in the world.
and just a side note, you state in a previous reaction to someones comment that the only way that they found the article was searching Ben Roethlisberger all the time. So you alone already proved the fact that this site and your job is a complete joke (because if it were a real job, then people wouldnt have to search ben roethlisberger all the time to find it because it would be important). I just decided to add a little extra commentary on how much ur life sucks.
One more side note, enjoy telling your kids and your grandsons that you write a column about douchebags, and I am sure they will gain your respect immediately.
ha ha. Yeah man this is my full time job. I make millions of dollars telling the world about how some people suck.
You actually wrote a decent comment, but I couldn't get past this part of it:
" I am smarter than fuck, I am athletic as shit"
Can you please enlighten me on exactly how smart and fast that is?
Also, a really smart person wouldn't start their third to last paragraph with in conclusion. Most people save that for their last paragraph.
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Well Probinu I find comedy in this type of arguement so I think it is cool that you make millions with an absolutely worthless job. And regarding my comments about being smart and athletic (not fast?) I was simply stating that I was not a douchebag because of the things I listed. Also regarding your comment about me starting my third to last paragraph with in conclusion, you realize that I concluded my arguement in that paragraph (only adding "side notes" in the final two paragaphs).
But even if I state in conclusion before the end of my arguement, that really wouldnt have anything to do with me being smart, rather a fault in my writing style on that particular occasion. But I do think you do a decent job of writing and I think you could find something a little more enthuastic and important to write about.
Again I think its awesome you make millions doing nothing and I think its cool you can joke about it so I am guessing you are probably a cool guy and I am sure I could get along with you because I like to talk shit about a lot of people (just would not like to do this as my actual job).
dude...you people make me laugh... everyone who got all mad at this blog is either a) from pittsburgh, or b) a steelers fan. any other person would know that rothlesberger is a douchebag. end of story.
agreed. TOTAL douche material. Big Ben is a bitch!
Fat Ben is fat and stupid. I went to Miami U. with that douche and although he was our starting QB, setting all sorts of crappy records at a crappy football school, there still wasn't a single person there who liked him. Also, when he gets drunk he picks his nose and eats the boogers. And he pissed himself at a bar at Miami. Oh, and he's a rapist. Did I miss anything? Ah yes, he's also a giant douche.
to all the turds on here defending little ben the rapist degenerate: fuck you. where theres smoke theres fire, and how many rape cases has he been involved in now? wake up- he's a fucking dbag loser rapist who got lucky w/ those super bowls- he really is a completely overrated talent
To all those defending DBag Ben. Nice job on defending a rapist. How do you feel now suckers.
No charges were filed, he was not arrested and the girl doesn't want to go to trial becuase it would be too intrusive to her personal life. Oh boo hoo, sounds to me like she's a little bitch that has an alcohol problem, who can't make her own decisions (her statements to the police we "He made me drink the shots", "he made me come into the VIP area", etc.) and has some demons in her closet that she doesn't want to come out. If Ben had a told her jump of a bridge, I bet she would have. I guess proving the alleged rape isn't all that important to her.
Probinu you are the real douchebag.
erin - those are alleged rapes....no charges and no arrests. If something had happened, then he would have been charged accordingly.
And the Dbag of the year goes to the dumbass who writes this shit
Yes back in 06 Ben played like shit in the superbowl but it was his 2nd year in the NFL and he said he was gonna do it again and guess what he did. Ben is not overall the smartest qb but he is one of the best you just hate on him because he beats your team every damn year I'd hate him too if I like a shitty team face it this is steeler nation other wise know as 6-Burgh...Welcome BITCH!!
NO ONE WANTS TO GO TO YOUR STUPID FUCKING WEBSITE YOU FUCK TARD
Rapethisberger is a piece of shit....that is all.
Just because he has yet to be formally convicted of any of this does not make him truly innocent. Like someone already posted, where there's smoke, there's fire. If it is just someone trying to get money out of this, then why don't we see more NFL quarterbacks with rape accusations? Just a thought...
All of you Douche bags out there talking about Ben in bad way, need to get a clue. Read up on the actual facts about his accusations, instead of just using some retards comments about how much of a rapist he is. I'm a freshmen in high school, and believe me I will make it in this life. The writer of this article: I don't care if you have a good job or anything. You still to me are a complete tool. The Bengals blow. You lost to Cleavland. yes so did the Steelers, but we blew that year (funny how Ben had his best statistical season that year.) Last note: Bungals suck. Go Steelers!
holy shit are you fucking dumb.
You are not a freshmen in high school. Freshmen is plural for freshman, unless you are more than one person that is false.
You spelled Cleveland wrong asshole.
Ben raped two girls, maybe if you are lucky, someday he will rape you also.
Lastly, I don't believe that you will make it in this life for a couple reasons.
1. You are too fucking dumb.
2. People that are going to "make it in this life" don't have to go around telling people they are going to "make it in this life".
ummmmmm wow I didn't read all of the comments but the two bashing this blog stfu.
1. People are always going to bash your team. It doesn't matter what team it is.
2. I hate when college students think once they are in college it makes there IQ jump to 200 or bc a few teachers parents or peers pat them on the back there a genius!!!
3.JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T SPELL SHIT WRITE DOES NOT MEAN YOUR DUMB. I DONT BC I DONT GIVE A SHIT THIS ISNT MY FUCKING JOB APPLICATION!!!
4. ima cut this short.......BEN is a rapist, dumb ass(no helmet????), and a douchbag on multiple accounts I mean he makes millions but still dine and dashes????
Im so glad my team whooped this fags ass in the super bowl this year. I am a huge packer fan but it was made all the better when they beat the shit out of this loser.
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