Khatami and Ahmadinejad

A lot of you probably think that we have been slacking off, but in reality we were just making room for two very large douche bags. So large in fact that they required us to use the entire month of June.

Iran recently held a presidential election. All polls pointed to a new face winning the majority. After an unbelievable 85% of the population voted, all ballots were tallied up and 2 hours after the scheduled poll closing Ahmadinejad was announced as winner and retook his place as president. Quick note, the counting of the votes was expected to take 3 days and that was before so many people showed up at the polls forcing them to stay open more than 3 hours after scheduled closing in some locations.

So rumors of election fraud ran rampant and riots began. The personal mility of the Supreme Leader Khatami flexed their muscle and beat the protesters. Killing woman and students then hospitalizing hundreds more. Even going so far as to "retire" several national soccer players for wearing green bracelets to show their support for the other running parties.

Democracy is a fickle thing. Here we have one vote per person. There they have one vote per person, but the only vote that matters comes from the Supreme Leader.


Cheer up Mousavi, once they let you off of house arrest and you stop demanding things like human rights, they might let you run again in 4 years.