John Thain

Tuesday, December 9, 2008 by Probinu ·

Congratulations John Thain, you are our inaugural D-Bag. This is quite an honor and future D-Bags have a lot to live up to.

As the CEO of Merrill Lynch you are requesting a $10 million bonus for 2008. Mostly because, in 2008, you held Merrill Lynch down to a loss of only $11.67 billion.

So let me get this straight. You lost tons of money for your customers, tons of your employees were laid off and you think you are worthy of a 10 million dollar bonus.

Disgusting is a word that gives you too much credit. You are a used douche bag sir.

1/23/2009 UPDATE: In Campbell Brown's latest story about Thain, she describes how even though Merill was preparing to file for bankruptcy John Thain decided to spruce up his office with a 1.2 million dollar makeover.

Ass.

 

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